4/21/09: Global Warming Cause? BIG PEOPLE!

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581 Responses to “4/21/09: Global Warming Cause? BIG PEOPLE!”
  1. beenfield says:

    <DIV>Thank you Auntie J. Right back at you!

  2. garnetchik67 says:

    BY THE WAY, did you know that today the congress pushed another amendment today again which there is 3 other amendments to this about the wild life such as funding the protectionism of the whooping cranes and other cranes PEOPLE,,,,, more money will be spent when will we put a stop to all this crap they are doing?? On top of all that they did the amendment on the dogs and cats to give money to the other countries across the ocean to preserve them too…. wow .. BO is really cutting down on the ENTITLEMENTS!!!! DID He forget to have his little talk with them yesterday????

  3. afmech says:

    That is a very good website. I like the information. A few days past I was also searching the web. I found 2 other websites that came up with the same scenario of a natural phenominon ranging from anywhere from 60-65,000 year cycles. Also in their comments it was stated that this was nothing more than a great hoax being perpetrated on a world wide basis. This hoax is to generate large amounts of money for those who instigated it. I tired to go back to those sites to bookmark them but got a 404 error. Will try again later. One of the sites had something to do with Al Gore & how he twisted the real information he was given. This is leading up to the Cap & Trade" bill. If the Cap & Trade goes through our energy costs will skyrocket.

  4. NEWS FLASH :::: this just in farting cause global warming in celibration of earth day please refrain from farting. beans will now have a carbon tax on them. please boycot taco bell and any oyher gassy food restruants this news was brought to you by gas-X

  5. STOP THE MADDNES REFUSE TO BE A VICTIM STAD UP AND BE HEARD

  6. Prepared1 says:

    Us big folks are actually very good for the environment. We provide warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.

    Let's keep laughing people! Never let them see you sweat. When life gives you lemons, throw 'em at the politicians!

  7. AgencyNurse says:

    Carbon Dioxide is put off by people and animals BREATHING! How long will it be before they start applying cap and trade to respiration?

  8. afmech says:

    Attention
    Check this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    http://www.ncdc.noaa.gov/paleo/slides/slideset/in...
    This is the official Climate Change Report by NOAA

  9. scgirl says:

    Y'all know all this Global Warming stuff got a big push from Big Al Gore. Here is my theory. Al lost the Presidential Election so Al went into solitary confinement in the Great Smokey Mountains. While on his mountain, he grew a beard and he came up with a scheme to get his revenge on the American people. Aha, Global Warming! Boy is Al getting his revenge. Thanks Al.

    By the way, my great-aunt and her husband who was the Law Dean at Vanderbilt many years ago, were invited to several dinners at Daddy and Mama Gore's home. When Al was running for president my aunt said she would never vote for him because Al was a mama's boy. She said whenever she attended those dinners, Al would cling to his mama's skirt. Go figure.

  10. acheyjake says:

    Friends, I was highly disappointed when I arrived at home from work today and there were no articles on the 912project.com oriented toward Earth Day. If there had been an article oriented toward earth day, I would have posted the following.

    My Earth Day Celebration. 4-22-2009. By acheyjake.

    Friends, I began Earth Day 2009 by doing what I usually do almost every Wednesday of the year by awaking to my alarm clock. I then rolled over and hit the snooze button. I was awoken again a few minutes later. I love big electricity, and big snooze buttons.

    I rolled out of bed, put my dog walking clothes on, and took my big brown noser for a walk. No, I'm not talking about a politician, unfortunately. After a routine walk of my big brown noser, named Jake, I went back inside my apartment and turned ALL of the lights on. Bright lights are important to me in the morning when I have to be at work when it is still dark outside. They help me wake up and get motivated if you know what I mean.

    After walking my big brown dog, named Jake, who only has three legs, and I fed my dog Jake, I consumed some milk from a cow, along with other various animal proteins and yogurt, and some orange juice.

    I then took a shower using lighting from big electricity and water heated by big natural gas. My dog Jake always lays outside the tub when I shower, and , did I mention Jake has only three legs and that I saved Jake off the street? After taking a shower, I got myself dressed and ready to face the day.

    Jake, as usual, and I don't blame him, is always unhappy to see me leave. Jake always gives me THAT look because he knows our routine, and it is an inevitable routine. I have to go to work, Jake has to stay at home. We both accept this and move on and make up for it when I arrive home.

    I then hopped in my Ford, that uses gasoline refined from big oil, and drove to work.

    When I arrive at work, I meet up with an associate of mine and we coordinate and we depart our company office with a company truck, that uses gasoline refined from big oil, with everything we need to accomplish what we need to accomplish that day for the people we need to accomplish it for. I love long run on sentences.

    This is where I get to My Earth Day Celebration.

    My associate and I went to a place of beauty, a place of decisiveness. We went to a place where rabbits run and steel is manipulated. We went to a place where hawks look to devour creatures that are living, such as rabbits. We went to a place where turkey vultures float lazily in the sky, waiting for something to die. We went to a place where man isn't concerned with the death of animals to provide food for a family, we went to a place where a man does provide food for his family and if he hunts for sport, he donates the flesh of the animals he kills to charitable organizations.

    When we arrived at this place, we were given a job list. A list for the day that contained the work we were supposed to accomplish and we did our best to accomplish that work for the day, mostly. Hey, we're only human.

    We went to work using Iridium-192, a source of gamma radiation, to inspect large steel objects that will be used to refine petroleum, you know, crude oil. YES, we celebrated Earth Day by working with a radioactive substance and, basically, we did this to take internal photos, similar to X-ray, of the inner structure of very large steel objects to insure they are sound and safe for the refinement of crude OIL.

    I love BIG oil and if there was such a thing as big NUCLEAR, I would love that too. Oh wait, there is such a thing as big nuclear. Ever hear of it? How about big coal?

    On this day of great celebration of Earth Day, my friends, ask yourselves why we still derive most energy from oil, coal, and nuclear?

    Take care friends, I look forward to your answers to that question.

  11. OKTroy says:

    Some day when your brain develops to the point when you can muster a cogent thought you'll look back and say to yourself: "Man what a dumbass I was."

  12. JLR9914 says:

    http://www.iceagenow.com/Alaskas_Glaciers_Are_Gro... or anything on IceAgenow.com
    http://www.examiner.com/x-1586-Baltimore-Weather-... or most reports from N.A.S.A.
    http://www2.canada.com/ottawacitizen/news/story.h... or you mean it is still cold in Canada or it still snows, who'd thunk it
    If this isn't enough how about we just study the co2 levels over the last billion years. If we rid ourselves of meat and trees we will not have to worry about it? Just how much stupider can these AL Gore grouppies be? Without CO2 our planet really could die! Remember, if you tell a lie long enough the uneducated masses will believe it.

  13. TXTJ says:

    Yes, I had read this as well when my parents called asking if they should just not plant a garden this year.The home garden was not affected and I told my parents they shopuld be ashamed of themselves for actually thinking about following the bill as fact. It is now worded differently when I first read it, and although still vague it is a little better than the first one that did state farmers markets, etc., my guess is this will be expanded quickly and the first bill wording will come back into play.

    I have already stocked up on heirloom seed, and anyone else interested in doing so please research genetically modified seed. They are not healthy seed and will disrupt the growth of heirloom seed so should not be planted together.

  14. haulinbus says:

    I too am a frustrated parent. Today at school my kids had to recite poetry and blow bubbles while they watch a tree being planted in honor of earthday. Next year my kids are not going to school that day in protest. However at the begining of the year a paper comes home for me to sign regarding video viewing in school. I has me state what subject matter I will allow my child to see. I always put down material regarding magicians and witches etc. but now I am going to state that I want to be called regarding these rediculous green movies. I have no problem with a few recycle videos but stuff on killing polar bears no!

  15. Jaopfer says:

    My brain has stopped believing what my ears are hearing, and in the case of Obama's bow to the Saudi king, what my eyes are seeing. Luckily my brain blocks out illogical arguments, so I ignored this twit, much like the cow haters. I think they need more protein.

  16. Jaopfer says:

    I believe that global warming is caused by all of the hot air coming out of the mouths of politicians. If we took all of the politicians in the world and tied them to a large donkey wheel, they could generate enough electricity to power a country, and they would actually be doing something useful. They could shout their platitudes to each other and if we could capture their hot air as well we could really save the world.

    • haulinbus says:

      Did you watch Oreilly just now with the Blonde obescity nazi saying anyone with a weight problem should not be allowed health care? Morons! The global warming thing is so out of control, I dont think Americans can see through the haze of garabage. Whats coming next? On this issue it seems the skies the limit. Nobody questions it.

      • Jaopfer says:

        Just saw the Oreilly piece you mentioned, and I see what you mean. See it is all the hot air. Oh what a twit that blonde is. My 19 year old grand daughter could out eat most men, and she is very slim.

  17. You know the politically correct croud is not being p.c when it commes to people who our overweight now I guess fat people have no rights.The Fat Ass in Washington have declared war on fat people.everyone please exit the country the air lines have a two for one price on tickets and don't for get to get your cap and trade stamp on your way out.

  18. PirateNPink says:

    How about we just blame the solar flares, volcanoes……….and mother nature……

    It's all happened before and it will happen again……. PLEASE CALL YOUR CONSERVATIVE CANDIDATES AND HAVE THEM DEBUNK GLOBAL WARMING…….. I CRINGED EVERYTIME MCCAIN SPOKE OF GLOBAL WARMING…. BOTH SIDES OF THE AISLE ARE GUILTY ON THIS ONE…….

    The earth is a wild beast, enjoy the ride…….. unfortunately with all the global warming taxes coming……..it will be a lot less fun………. I mean one of the NASA launches must account for at least 500 fat people. (Sorry, larger humans I don't mean to be rude……..I'm just trying to make a point……I don't really think that you are responsible for global warming………

    SPEAKING OF GLOBAL WARMING……bring it on……I'm freezing in NC in April?

  19. twagnercde says:

    While we are in awe of the fatties causing global warming and talking about cutting down a tree on earth day, the Waxman-Markey Bill hearings started today. Al Gore will speak on Friday. Truly scary stuff! Check it out and call your congress people!!
    AT LEAST ONE HALF (OF THE 10 – 20 MEMBERS OF THE "SCIENCE ADVISORY BOARD") MUST BE RECOMMENDED BY THE PRESIDENT OF THE NATIONAL ACADEMY OF SCIENCES – This is currently Ralph J. Cicerone – who is a huge global warming alarmist.

  20. Islandsox says:

    I stopped reading this article when it did this: Scientists warned

    And now here comes the fat police with the soon-to-be nationalized healthcare doctors supporting punishing obese people. Good grief. They should start with the White House and Congress. Christine Romer, Obama's top financial gal, should be the first to come under fire. And then ole bloated Barney Frank. So I suppose the insults from the left will start to fly pretty soon to people with food addictions.

    That's it, I'm gonna go have a Jack Daniels and gnaw on some Cheetos.

  21. americanj says:

    Barney Frank and Ted Kennedy left a much bigger carbon footprint than they even thought. Time for those two to invest in a green vehicle like a bicycle or better yet, walk. Oh, pretty soon, I guess that I can sue both of them and get my rightful share of their money.

  22. this is discrimiation flat out

  23. You know the politically correct croud is not being p.c when it commes to people who our overweight now I guess fat people have no rights.The Fat Ass in Washington have declared war on fat people.everyone please exit the country the air lines have a two for one price on tickets and don't for get to get your cap and trade stamp on your airline ticket

  24. querty says:

    Global warming is a real phenomenon

    The Columbia Glacier in Prince William Sound, the world's fastest-melting glacier, slides into the ocean at a rate of 80 feet per day. This tidewater glacier is up to 3,000 feet thick, but it has thinned up to 1,300 feet in places during the past 25 years, and researchers say it's stretching like taffy. Each year, it dumps 2 cubic miles of ice into the sound.

    • so…please explain the millions of years of weather changes on this planet before man invented the combustion engine or began to burn coal?

    • garnetchik67 says:

      wasnt prince william in the military ? wasnt he drunk most of the time while playing around with the real military in stead of doing anything good?

    • Did you know that the earth goes into cycles???? An example is that Antarctica is shown on some ancient maps as being without ice. Seriously! Check it out! Are we really in such profound danger??? Who really knows!

    • OKTroy says:

      You twits should hear yourselves talk. No, really you should.

    • querty says:

      Is it possible to believe that global warming has some real scientific background, but reject the fact that it is man made. All I have done is presented fairly well documented facts. No place have I indicated that I believe global warming is man made.

      The question is not, is global warming real, but is it man made, which I do not believe and posts previous to this can substantiate this.

      If we refuse to look at these facts and deny them outright, we do ourselves damage. How can we we ever hope to convince those who believe in global warming that it is not man made if we can not even face the fact that it exists in some form.

  25. Ion01 says:

    They think its all about carbon. Well, animals fart and add co2 http://www.theinsider.com/news/322535_The_farce_c...
    So we should get rid of all the animals. They eat too so if they stop eating then we can slow food production and plants produce more co2 than they remove so we should get rid of them too!
    The problem is they only look at one factor. During the dust bowl in oklahoma it was normal to be 120 degrees outside because there was no vegitation…..not because there was too much! Deserts are hot in the day! Not because of carbon but because of the sun! Oklahoma hardly ever tops 100 degrees and in fact we are now setting records for cold weather. We had snow in spring!!! In oklahoma!!!! Wheres the warming!!

  26. FrankUSMC says:

    In a truly free country you wouldn't have to worry how big you are cause you may have pay higher taxes. We all need to stand up and shout loudly at qur government I AM MAD AS HELL AND I AM NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE.
    I own 40 acres and think I'll cut down a tree today and then burn it. Lets see what that does to my Co2 foot print. Maybe if these idiots see the louder they shout the less they will get what they want.. Doesn't everyone who has a yard help the enviroment buy planting trees and plants? Even rednecks help by letting their yards grow up before they cut the grass. I are one.

  27. NancyNurse says:

    O is endangering himself most of all by his antics and apologies. Rather than to defuse leaders who might deserve genuine respect, he plays Hollywood games trying to win them over. Guess what!? it didn't work. These tyrants don't want to change—except if we are the ones doing that changing! And now even our CIA is confused andintimidatedinto non-action. I cannot think of a worse case scenario that what we have right here right now. Imagine being a CIA member, overhearing a plot against Obama and being to afraid to do anything out of risking personal safety and the lives of family and friends but to stand by and watch without being able to intervene or even to notify others? You could not pay me enough money to be subjected to that level of frustration. Why even have a CIA or for that matter, an Armed Forces if they are so bound by red tape and worries of political correctness and poorly defined 'morality' that they are useless? Why pay people to sit on their hands and wear a uniform or carry a badge? The person most at risk is Obama himself, by far, without question. He has enemies throughout the world who would not hesitate to use any tactic in their ends justify the means world. No one is asking Obama to become untrue to his core values. But he needs to take careful stock of himself and just what his role is here. If our confidence is flagging and our morale as a people are too, what he can expect is lukewarm support in time of dire circumstance at best and opposition at worst. Popularity means zero in the real world.

  28. Boojer says:

    Its not about the Global Warming its about the income from fees, aka taxes they will generate.

  29. Boojer says:

    I have to wonder how much CO2 your average Polar Bear, Black Bear, Elk, Moose, Whale , etc produces.

  30. It seems if you do not like something like cows, cars, conservatives or fat people just blame global warming on them so everyone will turn against them. Where has sanity gone? I feel like I just awakened in the twilight zone and anyone with a PHD is not considered a genius. What next, those dirty little carrots and potato's are the underground culprits of global warming because some self appointed genius didn't like his or her vegetables when they were little?

  31. suthin_man says:

    Buy stock in Bush's beans!!

  32. Gregory says:

    I wonder how that will effect those riding the welfare wagon, that eat better than anyone working for a living?

  33. KWilliams says:

    The time of being politically correct should be over!

    For too long we have allowed ourselves to be muzzled because we felt that we had to be politically correct. I think this time should now be over.

    When a corrupt black man runs for office, people are afraid to stand up and fight because they are afraid that it is not politically correct.
    When Gay commercials hit the airwaves along with gay shows people sat back and did not complain because they were afraid of being politically correct.
    When Homosexual congressmen and woman pushed for agenda's that most of Americans were against people remained silent because they were politically correct.
    When Obama calls for policies such as cap and trade people are afraid to speak out because they afraid if they are not for the environment that they are not being politically correct.
    Conservatives heard about the Tea Parties and were tempted to come but were afraid to go to a protest because they were afraid of being politically correct.
    A business owner who believes in all that we stand for is afraid to post a Tea Party poster because he is afraid of being politically correct.
    Anyone who attacks a woman liberal in office is considered to be a sexist.
    Anyone who attacks a black man in offices is considered to be a racist.

    So I say the time for being politically correct is over. Say what you mean and mean what you say. No longer shall we be silenced by politically correct. Stand up for what you believe and let the chips fall where they may. Be vocal in your community , in your business and in your schools. Stand up for what is right and forget what others may think .

    • sailing5660 says:

      The ACLU has been given too much authority in this country. I agree with everything you have said. I don't care that someone is a homosexual but I don't want it in my face or my children/grandchildren's faces 24/7. It seems that they came out of the closet and now everything is all about them. The state of MA just dropped $800,000 from their budget which was for educating children about homosexuality. I don't think they need to be educated. Of course there are people who are fighting it and as soon as they get the ACLU in because their rights are violated the money will be put back in. What about our rights? It seems as though we have lost them and it is time to get them back. They want everyone treated equal but if you disagree with them than you are a racist, sexist or bigot. Nice country. Sounds just like the Obama nation.

      • Fearful1 says:

        I agree with both of you!! That's how they work to keep us quiet, I thought this was the United States of America!! Politically Correct BS!! I know I have felt the pressure that's out there to not go against the pc, No More! It's like we are already being controlled. Look at Miss USA!! And what they are doing to her!

  34. Ratoes says:

    HMMM? Global warming?? its a scam and an agenda. I don't think Earth as far as we know 4.5billion year old planet can take a dump in a 150 years of Industrialism. (150 yrs .vs. 4.5+billion year old planet) I do believe in clean energy to a point. Sitting behind a Holley carb on a race engine isn't healthy, LOL. Earths climate changes, Earth Had Ice ages, My god come on… Ponder for a second that a 4 ton T. Rex actually roamed this planet. Global warming is a sham. Whats with this engineered food? save a tree but, eat man made science food instead of organic???? while we pay farmers not to farm their land. I know a guy who has 7000 acres and only farms a 1/4 of it and collects a fat check for not farming the rest.

  35. freemarket says:

    Just having an ADD moment. My son was putting a windmill lego set together which has a crank on the back to make the windmill go. Anyways one way to get the windmills to spin in PA would be to hook up the windmills to treadmills and give jobs to the overweight people to walk on the treadmills. In that way, PA would be combating two causes global warming. Not that I advocate this policy. I am just saying.

  36. Nicole01 says:

    What about tall people? Don't they eat more than short people, and so shouldn't they be penalized, too? and what about athletes? they eat more because they expend so much energy. So they should be penalized, too. And of course men eat more than women, so they should be penalized, too.
    Surely this is some kind of a joke.

    • Marylou says:

      Finally someone who really gets it. Tax us all!! We are either too fat, too skinny, too tall, too short, make too much money, don't make enough, and on and on and on. Why can't we all be perfect like the Libs??? Why? Why? Oh why? Thank God – He made me imperfect. Life is so much better knowing that God loves me and all my imperfections. I'm fat, I'm pro-life, I believe in small Fed government, I believe in working for my food and shelter, I am against gun control and I believe Jesus Christ is my Savior NOT the government and now I'm an extremist. WOW!!

  37. Regarding "Global Warming", and this whole "green movement", I just started doing something that
    I would like to share…

    Whenever I receive an email advertisement, pushing the "global warming" crap, like from a cosmetic
    company, "Buy our product and cool the earth… as we will plant a tree"… for example, I shoot back a quick reply, to let them know "ENOUGH, ALREADY!!!!! YOU'RE MAKING BLOOD SHOOT OUT OF MY EYES!!!!!" ;)

    • Fearful1 says:

      I saw a commercial during Glenn Beck that showed the earth on a dinner plate, like our food was causing global warming! How do we stop these idiots and the elites who are pushing this green agenda on the world???

  38. Gregory says:

    Man I don't know. I was learning by Osmosis. As you can tell, it didn't work.

  39. discouraged says:

    I say we have a bean day, eat a bunch of beans and expell as much gas on this global warming crud as we can

  40. discouraged says:

    ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH! I just heard a new "green" phrase. We have a carbon footprint, but now we have a water footprint as well. Why don't we just go all the way and count our farts and have a methane footprint as well. This is way beyond stupid.

    • suthin_man says:

      I've got a better idea. They will probably ask us to light our flatus(farts)and that way we could burn off the methane. No methane footprint,imagine that. In fact I see a new government workforce of unemployed with the job of lighting cows rears and for that matter Congress since all they produce is gas!!

    • Boojer says:

      No its not stupid its completly assinine!

  41. Boojer says:

    Isn't CO2 heavier than air and crucial for plant life on the planet or was I hallucinating in Juinor High Science class?

  42. discouraged says:

    Don't worry people, Obama has a plan. Print money like it is going out of style, cause hyperinflation, then ta da, like magic everyone is skinny because they can't afford food, AND he has saved the planet that wasn't in peril. What a hero!

  43. I heard that yesterday. Anyone would be better then McCain the rino. He is the reason Obama won. It wasn't Sarah, now that lady has no problem taking on both parties.. Anyone from Arizonia know this guy ? What do you think his chances are for unseating liberal McCain ?

  44. Comrades, it's Earth Day and I bring you good news! A town a few miles south of me here in the Sunshine State just tied a record low. 51 degrees! Yes! A record low on Earth Day! Proof positive of Global Warming, er, Climate Change! But don't forget comrades, do your part by eating steak, filet mignon, hamburger or other tasty cuts of cows and cut down the flatulent bovine population. Thank you.

  45. sme135 says:

    This ranks right up there with the idea that farmers ought to be taxed on the amount of methane gas produced by their animals. It is nothing more than an attempt to rationalize their idea that some people are "more worthy" (think the health care treatment board in the stimulus bill) or more deserving than others………and an excuse to tax us more!

    • NancyNurse says:

      Again, google Dairyland adventure near Lafayette IN. Methane production can and is being contained and used quite easily in mega-research farms.

  46. garnetchik67 says:

    SHould we tax the crap out of BO for his dog poo pooo in our yard??? OH wait dog poo poo is global warming causes… right??? he can start paying each of us $60,000 a yr for the rental of our grass that is collecting poo poo from the first pooch. By the way, we dont take credit !!!! LOL

  47. Is it just me or when places started to get cold and not hot it went from global warming to climate change?

  48. watman43 says:

    I will be working on air conditioning systems on earth day . you no the origional scape goat freon will be used in mass quantities. this global warming crap started with freon because of chlorine gas one of the main ingredience in freon. then it was cow flatulence and then CO2 now its fat people.I say it is all of the politicians in the world are causing global warming every time they open there mouths.

  49. Del47 says:

    The people that write this crap do they actually live on this planet . Do they think we are really that stupid to believe this stuff


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